I had the weirdest phone call ever.
Chinese-girl-sound-like-the-take-order-girl-in-“Dude, Where’s my Car”:
Hello? (Speaking in one weird Chinese dialect)
Hello? Yes, yes.. (mocking me)
Hello? I think you are dialing the wrong number
Are you from Malaysia?
Yes, I am from Malaysia. I think you dialed the wrong number.
You Chinese or Malay?
(Hot and annoyed already) I am Malay.
Do you speak Malay?
Who is this?
I am from Hong Kong. I just dialed your number.
Why you dial my number? I do not know you.
Why? Cannot dial your number? What are you doing there?
I am working now. I am helping students to register in the university here.
Wah so good ah. Okay, I call you later then.
This is WEIRD.