Once inside the car after a suprise-belated-birthday-steamboat-dinner, me and my friends were laughing about the words sometimes pronounced wrongly by us. Well, it happens all the time actually.
There were a few wrongly spoken words that "tickled-tickled my heart", I laughed inside.
Not to be confused as: black stray birds that the city council often shoot them dead.
Actual meaning: shutting an opening.
Example: Please crows the door.
Not to be confused as: A chinese name
Actual meaning: the state where an area or compartment is filled with the utmost capacity
Example: I dowan to eat anymore, I am already foo.
Not to be confused as: a document addressed to a particular reciever
Actual meaning: afterwards
Example: After we are done, we will see them letter.
I think I am out of idea.
I will add some more terms when I can recall them letter.